somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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