New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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