absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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