Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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