So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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