She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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