The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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