You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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