how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Randomize