Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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