She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Two words: nipple clamps
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