I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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