I wanna passion pit in your ass
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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