Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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