I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
