How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
