Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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