Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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