I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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