I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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