Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
