dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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