my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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