i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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