Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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