I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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