I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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