no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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