I hope mine doesn't look like that
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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