I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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