big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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