Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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