these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Pooping to opera.
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