I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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