Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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