i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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