giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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