reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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