The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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