love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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