I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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