remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
