i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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