She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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