Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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