just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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