How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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