Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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