Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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