dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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