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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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