I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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