All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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