Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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