Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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