You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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