..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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